Tom Parsley and Andy Lawn went to St Andrews full of hope. Amazingly, for City on the first day of the season, that hope still remains. Go figure. Oh and Tom definitely isn't the song police.
Here we go again. 2018/19 starts on Saturday, so here's Tom Parsley, Andrew Lawn, Jon Punt and Ffion Thomas to give you their (mostly) uninformed insights into the new season.
Andy and Tom are very similar. They're both shorter than the average human man. They both work in digital service jobs. They're both liberal, tolerant lefties. They both enjoy winding Jon up. They both married women named Jo and they both attend Carrow Road every other weekend. However, they see very different games when they get there. How different? Let's find out. We asked both to independently review the same game. Here's what they made of it...
A half full of verve, tempo and chances was ultimately followed by a 45 much akin to City's performances of late 2017. Tom Parsley and Jon Punt take a look at Farke's frustration, Christoph the Colossus and much much more....
Norwich form lurches from bad to dreadful. So we asked one of our more 'extreme' contributors to review the game. Here's Tom Parsley telling you how he sees it.
Disclaimer - this report does not represent the opinion of ACN Management, but all opinions are welcome....
Tom Parsley returns with his take on abusing your own with a common sense analysis of abusive bandwagons; football is a game of opinions, but what are you basing yours on?